AMERICAN REDNECK SOCIETY (ARS)
PREMIUM Membership Benefits
Our mission is to create benefits for the many not available to the individual. In other words, a large society of rednecks can negotiate great discounts and opportunities for each member that individual rednecks cannot do on their own. As ARS grows, so too will the benefits and opportunities for each member of ARS. Here’s what y’all have access to now.
Highfalutin personalized ID card mailed to you. With a membership card from the American Redneck Society (ARS) provided to paying members, you can proudly declare that you’re a card-carrying-redneck.
Become part of a community
of rednecks who share a sense of humor and a sense of country.
updates and news about redneck happenings. To promote the sense of community among rednecks and to keep you informed with the benefits we're working on for you, you'll receive periodic e-mails from us headquarters on Redneck Boulevard.
access to tax tips and tricks on how to legally avoid paying too much money to the Ruling Class. Our taxes are too high, because our government spends too much money. While we can hold our breaths hoping for the government to spend less and reduce our taxes, we will help you help yourself by providing practical advice on how to legally reduce your income taxes. The United State Supreme Court assures us that we have the right to look for ways to reduce our tax bill.
"The legal right of a taxpayer to decrease the amount of what otherwise would be his taxes, or altogether avoid them, by means which the law permits, cannot be doubted."
(Gregory v. Helvering, Commissioner of the Revenue, Decided January 7, 1935).
on items in ARS Store, as well as exclusive offerings for Premium Members only.
"Proud to be an American Redneck" bumper sticker.
ARS Solo Cup
personal or business profile, a $150 value.
numbers grow, you'll receive high-octane money-in-your pocket discounts, savings and awards designed exclusively for premium ARS members.
$49.95 - One-Time Fee