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"A Homegrown tour documentary that features stand-up comedians Jeremy, "Jer-Dog" Danley, Josh Alton and Rob Rivera battling hecklers and partying with rednecks. Laugh aloud as they take a no-holds-barred show out of the comedy clubs and bring it to small town bars, taverns, saloons and other venues of ill-repute..."
Posted: May 14, 2011, 11:47 am
RedneckHumor.com just got word that Leftfield Pictures, a television production company based in New York City is looking for FUN FAMILIES who are 'Proud To Be Rednecks' living near the Columbia, Missouri area!!
Posted: April 30, 2011, 1:48 pm
Sick an tired of those dang controllers fallin off the am/fm cassette tape radia? It is time to impravise jus like Gomer from Tascaloosa did. Grab the nearest knob-shaped thing off the floor and attach with a lil tabacca spit and yeehaw, we gots new controllers! (FYI this fix works 99.9% of the time as you will always find some spent bottle caps layin on yer floor)
Posted: December 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found'er! I found da girl I'ms gonna marry, and she's even a virgin!"
Now while this might impress the males in some families, it irritated and upset the father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back "There ain't no way you'll marry that that thar girl! If she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure's hell ain't good enough fer ours!"
Posted: December 20, 2010, 4:45 pm
Those fancy ceilin fans at Walmart and the local Dollar store are just so danged expensive. This redneck alternative is quick and requires no hard-wirin. And best of all it's critter safe. Ain't no grouse, squirrel or crow gona get caught in the pro-pellers.
Posted: December 19, 2010, 5:28 am
You just ain't gona find this kinda redneck conditionin in the city:
Posted: December 18, 2010, 1:50 am
Ever hear people complainin about how they have rinse off the dishes before they put them into the dishwasher? “What’s the point of even having the dish washing machine then?” they ask. Well, if your inventive enough, you don’t need to prewash anymore. Just ask Clete Morris and his dog Barnhardt. (fyi, this invention is [...]
Posted: December 17, 2010, 5:10 pm
Got a leak? Duct Tape It! Got a hole? Duct Tape it! Got a freakin' crack in the road that the local township won't fix? DUCT TAPE IT!
Posted: December 17, 2010, 3:31 pm
Not sure who originally compiled this list of Redneck words and meanings, but they are all over the interweb, and are spot on!:
Posted: December 17, 2010, 3:12 pm
Using duct tape to fix your car window is so old-school, it just don't provide the insulating values of this fancy new foam spray stuff.
Posted: October 29, 2010, 12:52 pm